10. when you were 14 instead of sneaking a magizine in a school book it was close encounters of the 4rth kind
9. when on the internet instead of going strit to the porno you look at naked dead aliens
8.when you look at cows the first word you think of is mutilation
7.one of your dreams in life is that you are abducted by a UFO
6. you know the names of all alien species by heart
5.instead of calls from boyfriend/girlfriend you get calls from the ex-goverment officials
4.the home page on your com. is www.mufon.com
3.you find notes from the gov. telling you to shut up
2.youve saw the movie close encounters of the thirdkind 398 times going on 400
and the number 1 reason youre a UFOligist
1.ever time a new UFO photo comes out you guess the goverments explanation (most of the time youre right)

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