Pecan Pie - By Leo and Mick

The door chimed. Trip stepped in the room. "I've never been in your room before, T'Pol!" he exclaimed in glee. T'Pol smiled slightly, exterting the first sign of emotion since she had boarded the Enterprise. Candles burned brightly in the corner as they cast a soft glowing shadow on the bodies. Two slices of pecan pie lay on the table next to them.

She asked him if he wanted some pie and he agreed. He loved pie since he was a child. They ate it near the window, watching the stars. They did not need words to communicate, they were one. After they ate T'pol left to change into something more comfortable.

Tucker sat on the floormat, waiting. T'Pol returned dressed in 18th century English Miners' uniform and VERY skimpy socks. Her eyes met his, but she looked up. "I almost forgot" she said. "Computer, disable internal sensors and seal the door." "T'Pol, you do know what happens if we're caught don't you," Trip gently reminded. T'Pol nodded and then proceeded to remove her...

...socks. She went back to her closet and changed into a vulcan bath robe. Trip waited in glee as she was in the other room. She came out with another piece of pie. "Pecans are a Vulcan Aphrodisiac!" She removed her robe revealing her silky skin . Trip walked over to her naked body and...

"All senior officers please report to bridge," said Captain Archer. Trip picked up the phase-pistol and shot the speaker. "That's better," said T'Pol, "now hand over the phase pistol, I've got another idea, you're going to like this one, Trip."

She picked up some nearby rope and handcuffs and removed all of Trip's clothes except for his polkadotted underwear. She tied hiim up and cuffed him against the door. She proceeded to take out a whip. "i'm in charge now!" She said.

"Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just me?" Trip asked. "the ambient room temperature is still within normal parameters" the computer responded sensually. The door burst open and there stood Captain Archer, but T'Pol was ready.

The naked Science officer quickly took out her phaser, set it to memory removing stun, and unbuckled Trip. The two dressed in bath robes and ran to the shuttle pod locking the door behind them. They took off heading for the moon of Sextopia. They landed. They got out with with the pecan pie in hand... They looked up and saw hundreds of pecan trees all in site. She tackled him. He landed in the mud. She ripped off his bathrobe and they started making hot, passionate love. T'pol screamed in Vulcan as she reached the height of her orgasim. Tucker had never expierenced anything like her before, and he had been around, if you know what i mean. They layed in the craft together and finished the pecan pie. The ship sped away as the window fogged in the vast vacuum of space!