You're the guy that used to team up with Chief Jay Strongbow and then you got your neck broke by Ken Patera with a 'swinging neckbreaker'. I always liked your Indian dances.
So you come from another planet, huh? I should have known. There always was something other-worldly about your wrestling technique. I know it can be tough trying to fit in when you're not from Earth, but don't let it get you down. Just remember this--a tisket, a tasket, a red and yellow........uh....pine cone. Yeah, thats it.

Now lets have a look at that fetzer valve.