Date: 03/31/2004
From: Callie21V

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That's right: I will now be playing all six episode games in the same reply. Fear me! Or admire me.

Ahh, fear makes more sense.

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SHOW AND TELL

I've got the lead pipe Quinn used to stake the head vampire. Wait a minute... lead pipe?! *sigh*

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MORAL OF THE STORY

I learned that when a scantily clad groupie practically throws herself at a vampire, oozing innuendo from every pore, the vamp's reaction is to immediately kill her for her blood. And who says chivalry is dead?

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GOOD THING, BAD THING

Good Thing: Holy CRAP, can Sabrina sing!

Bad Thing: A plot about, say, Wade's musician double and our Wade's bafflement given that in three full years she has *NEVER DISPLAYED ANY MUSICAL APTITUDE* would have been a much more logical way to showcase Ms. Lloyd's talent.

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WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Besides, um, everything? Lose the "Dracula" homage names. Anyone well-read enough to get them is probably intelligent enough to realize that they make no sense in the episode's context.

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UNKNOWN FACTS

Does the crucifix's effect on the undead amount to an endorsement of Christianity in the Sliderverse? According to a scene cut for time, no. Tokens of any religion will do just as well, including L. Ron Hubbard novels, Slack-blessed 'Bob' pipes, and ever since a recent census on that world, green or blue toy lightsabers.

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RENAME GAME

Well, if I called "Sole Survivors" "Eat Me," this one would have to be its companion piece: "Bite Me!"

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