• Recall317 wins a new pair of boots with a crazy green stripe!
• ThomasMalthus wins the same boots, but with stripes of lime green, lime green, and tangerine!
• DieselMickeyDolenz wins a "Guinness World Records" broadcast of a daredevil performing the tango with his prehensile tongue!
• PhantomDennis (RG: Prophets and Loss) wins "The Best of Star Wars Gangsta Rap," featuring "Fett's Vette!" And, um, very little else.
• TemporalFlux (RG: Prophets and Loss) wins a bulletproof cassock!
• Celestial7 (RG: Prophets and Loss) wins an extended-lifetime supply of the Unspecified Caveman Vitamins (With Worm Goo!) that David Peckinpah tried to market on Earth 5260!

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You're not going to tell me you're HAPPY with "Virtual Slide," are you? Well, start changing things!

But I'm in a rush (as usual), so I'll just address the one element that's drawn more ridicule than any other... Maggie shooting the blackboard.

That's not to say I'd take it out. No, I'd have her explain that it was standard coverup procedure under Rickman's command:

"Don't you reMEMber when I shot up Jariabek's STARmaps?"

"Oh yeah... man, you musta put a hundred bullets through that globe..."

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