BLINKER [watching a tape of "Prophets and Loss"]: Are these even the same people from Season One?! Wade's already been written off, and all Quinn can think about is this brother he's never met! While Remmy's focus, meanwhile, is on giddily robbing his doubles' bank accounts!

SYNTHIA: Uh... think it's prize time.

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• ThomasMalthus wins a "Pilot"-style underground basement full of revolutionary inventions!
• DieselMickey Dolenz wins a 'D M D'-engraved bauble of his choice!
• Recall317 wins Peck's notes! Which mostly consist of "Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala" in D Minor!
• PhantomDennis wins a wooden bat made of Charlie O'Connell acting!

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BLINKER: Just how many times has "Star Trek" used this same lousy pun, anyway? "Prophet Motive"... "False Profits"... "Profit and Lace"...

SYNTHIA: Every time the Ferengi came on screen, basically.

BLINKER: Okay, I'm going with "Ashes to Ashes." If most viewers assume it's a direct Bible quote, so much the better!

SYNTHIA: Mine is somewhat blunter: "Organized Religion Is Intrinsically Evil."

CALEB [chuckling at the Welcomers' demise]: Now that's a cleansing fire! Why couldn't I have been assigned to this diocese?

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