• PhantomDennis wins a cheque for $5,000,000 of the non-explosive persuasion!
• DieselMickeyDolenz wins the most controversial paleological find of the century: a hand-knit dinosaur sweater!
• Recall317 wins a lifetime supply of Flintstones vitamins!
• sliderules wins a lifetime supply of bread alone!
• ThomasMalthus wins a Zygote Protectorate membership card!
• MissingSliderRyan wins a very special Crystal Star for her dozens of replies posted overnight! Wow!
• BillOReilly wins free lodging on a publicity junket for his latest book, "600 More Reasons Why Gratuitous Personal Attacks Do Not Constitute Satire!"
• The_Seer wins a comfy Wuhrer brand mattress!

...and now, the Rename Game for "Stoker."

BLINKER: I'll borrow a title from one of the group's songs: "Dead Beat." 'Cause they're vampire musicians, right? Plus, their hearts no longer beat... right? Hey, at least I didn't stoop to some gag about Wade "vamping it up."

SYNTHIA: I'm going with "Wade V--" ...I mean, er, "Tommy the Vampire Staker." Or, uh, "Staker" for short.

SLIDER_SARAH: I still like the German title, "Song of the Vampire." It makes the episode sound a lot cooler than it actually is :-)

THIRD SEASON EXECUTIVE PRODUCER DAVID PECKINPAH: "Harker! The Herald Demons Sing"? Wait, work with me here. "Transdimvania?" Hey, how about a subtle tribute to the fans: "Suckers!" With an exclamation mark.

BLINKER: Good night.

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