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Welcome to Unknown Facts, the show where you're invited to make something up about today's episode! You can stay within the story...

SYNTHIA: When Arturo says he hasn't worn a uniform in thirty years, he's referring to his rarely spoken-of role as a Klingon in an early "Star Trek."

...or go behind the scenes:

BLINKER: You know why JRD was *really* fired? Peck couldn't come up with any more excuses to stab him in the neck and turn him into a gibbering, mumbling idiot. And without that, what good was he anyway?

You can even try to plausibly explain why Wade opens the vortex two storeys up. Yeah, good luck.

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