• The_Seer wins a subscription to Elm Street magazine!
• JTHeyman wins a thing my aunt gave me which I don't know what it is!
• Grizzlor wins a draft of the lost Steve Brown script, "In Dinner Veritas"!
• PhantomDennis wins a Maj. Menace action playset!
• Recall317 wins a T-shirt bearing the profound words of II Mozilla 27:14-22! [http://www.shipbrook.com/jeff/mozilla.html]
• ThomasMalthus wins "Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge"!

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SYNTHIA: Hitherto, third season episodes were a lot like Star Trek movies: even ones good, odd ones various flavours of suck. Unfortunately, as with Trek, when this pattern finally broke, it did so for the worse.

BLINKER: So what's your title, "Finally Breaking Even?"

SYNTHIA: I was thinking of "I Need a Drink Too," but sure.

BLINKER: Well, I'm going with "Desert Sands." [TM glares at him] Er, "Dry Road." [slider75 glares at him] Er, "Blood and Sand." [Spanish author Vicente Blasco Ibαρez (1867–1928) glares at him] Oh fine, "Just Deserts." [everyone who was hoping for a non-lame title glares at him]

SYNTHIA: And now, the part where we call upon the audience. What would *you* call "Desert Storm"? It's your call, so call now... but we're calling it a week.

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