• DieselMickeyDolenz wins the classic Goonie Show sketch, "The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler of Astoria-on-Sea!"
• ThomasMalthus wins a laser gyro from a Greek restaurant... OF THE FUTURE!
• Recall317 does not win Mitchell's autograph!
• PhantomDennis wins Isaac Clarke's "Flow My Blood, the Soldier Said!"

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SYNTHIA: Hi there, and welcome to the game where the episodes are real but the facts are made up!

BLINKER: In the spirit of "The Guardian," I will promptly bend that self-imposed rule and present a true fact about a made-up episode. The Earth 69 version of this ep originally ended with Peck objecting to actor Philip van Dyke's name as inappropriate for a family series... on the grounds that "dyke" is slang for... you know... a guy's wee-wee. But I cut it because such adult themes would no doubt horrify the board.

SYNTHIA [glancing at Flame Tournament archives]: Mm-hm... and my fact is that for budget reasons, Arturo's EEG was constructed out of Legos.

http://earth62.net/epguide/ep_guard03.JPG

BLINKER: And then when Tormι hangs up, he mutters "dykehead!"

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