Date: 02/06/2004
From: SynthIA
SYNTHIA: But first, the traditional giving of Season Two prizes. Do we have that roll call?
Blinker
BuckeyeSlider
Callie21V
DieselMickeyDolenz
Grizzlor
Joey_Starr
JohnMU1
JTHeyman
MissingSliderRyan
PhantomDennis
Recall317
sliderules
TemporalFlux
ThomasMalthus
SYNTHIA: To cut down on overhead, each of you receives one of those magic spiky dinner rolls from "The Last of Eden." Just bite in and it'll reconfigure itself into whatever you want!
JOHNMU1 [takes a bite, then opens his eyes]: Wow, a new Ferrari! :-P Ugh, chipped my tooth. [suddenly realizes he's holding a Ferrari in one hand, causing it to smash to the floor]
JOEY_STARR: [takes a bite]: All right, sliderseth's mangled corpse! >:-P [drops it in disgust, then spits repeatedly] EW!!!
SYNTHIA: And now, welcome to FOX's idea of a third season premiere: guns, robots, Humvees, dead blondes, and no historical points of reference whatsoever. The rules of our own game are simple... make something up. For instance:
Traumatized by the stupid-looking hairstyle he displayed in this episode, Jerry O'Connell refused to go near a barber for the remainder of the season. And if you don't believe me, just watch the finale.
TRACY TORMΙ [looks up from TSoP publicity photo, disturbed]: I know Quinn was meant to be kind of a longhair, but DAMN!
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