-- CELEBRITY "LOVE GODS" PRIZES --

• MissingSliderRyan wins the collected scripts of Nan Hagan!
• Recall317 wins a transcript of George W. Bush using this episode as proof of Iraq's WMD stockpile!
• The_Seer wins a sixpack of Kreldar™ brand Strom Thurmond eyes!
• Callie21V wins a Godzilla® print formal gown!

-- "LUCK OF THE DRAW" --

SYNTHIA: Welcome to the Rename Game, the show where we retitle an episode and call it a night. Today's ep is "Luck of the Draw," a-

FIRST SEASON NONENTITY DAVID PECKINPAH: Okay, here's one: "Win, Lose, Or DIE!"

SYNTHIA: But... that doesn't make any s-

FIRST SEASON NONENTITY DAVID PECKINPAH: All right, how about "The Lotterslide."

SYNTHIA: What are you even *doing* h-

FIRST SEASON NONENTITY DAVID PECKINPAH: Hmm... "The Other Slide of Paradise"?

SYNTHIA: Would someone get this guy OFF THE SET?!

[Security guards drag Peck out the door, but not before he's had a chance to blurt out "A Whole Lotto Episode," "Wade and Rembrandt Get Lucky," and "Luck of the Slirish."]

SYNTHIA [sighing deeply]: My title is "One-Way Ticket." What's yours?

FIRST SEASON NONENTITY DAVID PECKINPAH [faintly audible]: "Saving Ryan's Lottery Winner's Balls!"

-- ANNOUNCEMENT --

Stay tuned tomorrow as faithful player Recall317 steps into his new role as host with one of his favourite episodes, "Into the Mystic!" You won't want to miss a min...word of it!

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