BLINKER: Oh dear, it's finally happened. gdzilla submitted something *true* to Unknown Facts...

SYNTHIA: Oh, just give him that autographed Robert Floyd photo you found on the street. We're never going to get rid of it any other way.

• MissingSliderRyan wins a textbook on Active Server Page development!
• gdzilla65 wins an autographed photo of Robert Floyd!
• Recall317 wins "The Buyin', the Bitch, and the Wardrobe: The Shannon Doherty Story!"
• Joey_Starr (UF: "Last Days") wins the M136 AT4 rocket launcher seen in "Innocence" and "Him," with which Xander was to unclog the toilet in "Dirty Girls" until Joss thankfully intervened!
• Callie21V (UF: "Summer of Love") wins a letter opener with the handle clearly marked, to ensure absolutely no further scarring!

BLINKER: Well, yesterday's episode (against all sense to the contrary) was "Love Gods"... or as the Sci-Fi Schedulebot called it, LOVE OF GODS.*

SYNTHIA: Oh, for the love of--

BLINKER: Hey: ours is not to reason why; ours is but to diss Sci-Fi. And, at the moment, to modify some aspect of the ep they gave us, optionally impersonating a member of production.

SYNTHIA: All right, I'm replacing the Australian accents with something marginally less dire, like David Boreanaz's *Irish* accent.

BLINKER: I don't think *anything* is dire enough to call for that. Including the threat of nuclear annihilation. As for my change: how 'bout actually *showing* us some of the sex going on at the Repopulation Center! 7:-P Oh, and I was impersonating David Peckinpah when I said that. Yeah.

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* See also TIME AND AGAIN WORLD, STROKER, SEASON'S GREETINGS and THE UNSTRUCK MAN.