Welcome to "Show and Tell"! To play, just present an object related to the episode "Stoker." Unless you're Stoker_chick, for whom we'll gladly waive the whole 'object' requirement and welcome as is.

-- PRIZES FOR "DINOSLIDE" --
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/4065652

• TemporalFlux wins "If They Move... Kill 'Em: The Life and Times of Sam Peckinpah"! [http://hallbiography.com/arts_literature/560.shtml]
• sliderules wins THE LOCUSTS: a heartwarming tale of horrible family secrets set in 1950s Kansas!
• ThomasMalthus wins a signed copy of Executive's immortal (if long-since-purged) thread, "Geiger Counter: Peter Jurasik Park"! (He even bragged of how hard it was to sit on such a brilliant title for "weeks.")
• The_Seer and SL4ever win membership in Dexter's Dino-Mite Savings Club! [http://www.fnbcedarfalls.com/kidsclub.htm]
• Recall317 and MissingSliderRyan win the "National Lampoon" dam tour, followed by the fucking cave tour!
• Real_Slider (good to see you!!!) wins a moose head I bagged during that infamous summer when moose occupied the Canadian senate and nearly overturned NAFTA!

Finally, the coveted GOLD STAR goes to Slider_Quinn21 for his hysterical world premiere!

SYNTHIA: So on to "Stoker." Well, I brought in one of the frequencies Wade dubiously claimed to have "blown" at a nightclub that fateful evening. If you can explain how she managed to blow it, I'll explain how I managed to carry it onto the set in this jar.

MISSINGSLIDERRYAN: Maybe Maggie... Oh wait, you said *a* frequency, not *with* extreme frequency. Never mind.

CONSECUTIVE: I agree: FREQUENCY * did * blow! ;-)

BLINKER: I brought this copy of TV Guide from April, 1997. I still vividly remember seeing the listing - 'Wade falls for an ancient rock 'n roll vampire who craves the timer. Guest stars: Harker, Renfield, Mina, and Tommy Chong as Van Hell Singer' - and thinking, 'how embarrassing. Okay, THIS is the absolute rock bottom.' Of course, the first lesson of Peckinpah is that there's *always* lower to sink...

SYNTHIA: Did they really misspell 'Van Elsinger' like that?

BLINKER: No, that's just the horrible 'rock 'n roll vampire' pun I assumed they were going for. Of course, seeing as how he actually REMOVED the 'H' from 'Helsing' despite making no change whatsoever to the other stolen character names, it's a far more likely prospect that Josef Anderson simply can't spell.

JOSEF ANDERSON'S BROTHER, RAWBURT: Yeah, it's hereditary, actually.

SYNTHIA [turning to camera]: Over to you, world at large!

- Blinker 7:-/
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