Catch up on our previous hijinks at http://slidersweb.net/eustislider/episode_games/index.html, or the most recent chapter at: http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/1502425

• Slider_Quinn21 wins the New Revised King Thomas Bible of the United Peckaholics Church, now with Apocrypha (a taped-together collage of Traci Lords centerfolds)!
• ThomasMalthus wins Peck's tale of the South American republic of Costylvania, "Nostromoferatu!"
• SL4ever wins Peck's handscribbled memo to push the third season "Family" theme by writing Wade as a dingbat and Quinn as a meathead!
• sliderules wins a can of Bacillus Thuringiensis powder, for all his bollworm-stomach-wrecking needs!
• MissingSliderRyan wins peace, tranquility and renewed energy!
• Ed_The_Sock wins a beer!
• TemporalFlux wins yet another Guy Pearce movie that I can't remember the name of! Oh right, "The Count of Monte Cristo."
• Recall317 wins a tape of "Hellcats"! Hey, if you can't justify *paying* for it...
• DieselMickeyDolenz wins the tube of Carmex lip balm passed off as Vulcan Nasal Numbing Agent in "Sole Survivors!"
• Alternity_Orange wins a signed copy of Brand_O's "A Streetcar Named 'The Red Sled,'" and the TOSoD GOLD STAR!

-- "SLITHER" --

BLINKER: Well, the writers sure made THIS one easy... I learned that when it comes to the opposite sex, we can't trust our instincts.

SYNTHIA: I thought that was To Catch a Slider's moral.

BLINKER: No, that was "we can't trust our EYES."

SYNTHIA: Oh, right... Well, looking for a non-spoonfed moral in "Slither" may be like expecting to find a lost George Eliot novel spelled out by used diapers in a landfill, but I suppose we learned that you can walk away from a plane crash in the jungle and lug a strongbox through half of Mexico without ever messing up your hair or even breaking a sweat.

BLINKER: Good enough. Friends, what say you?

EXECUTIVE: I learned that David Peckinpah was capable of making amends for his early-season mistakes and producing a superb return to the show's alternate history roots. ;-) Maggie groin-kicking that pilot harkened back to the subtle character humour of the first season, and the dead COW who continued breathing was a perfect twist ending in the Tormι tra--

BLINKER: I repeat... friends, what say you?

- Blinker 7:-/
http://slidersweb.net/blinker

"You know, Artisan Entertainment is really beginning to let me down."