SL4ever: So what's next on the agenda?

PFKAS: Something known as a "Vigeant" is here to interview you.

SL4ever: What. The. >:-#. Is. A. "Vigeant" ????

PFKAS: I have no idea but he has a funny jacket on.

SL4: Well, then by all means, send it in.

Vigeant: Hey, I don't want to be here any more than you want me, but the gopher numbers are good and we hope to make our PIE numbers good by having you on.

Sliding_Skull <whispering> : Um, you might want to watch this one. His funny jacket conceals a razor sharp interviewing style.

SL4: Hit me with your best shot, tough guy.

Vig: (obligatory non sequitur)

SL4: Okay. Hmmm. Help me with this one, Timmy.

TimmyBigHands: PIES eat ducks.

SL4: Boy, it sure has been hot today, hasn't it?

<The two give each other a high five.

Vig: If you were wearing at hat with a witty saying on it, what would it say?

SL4: "WhiteOut doesn't erase lame jokes, people do."

Vig: What's black and white and red all over?

SL4: A NFL referee in the parking lot after the home team loses a close game.

Vig: Give me an example of each of the following (I got lazy with the Sliders is)(and if you get lazy it's 4.Sliders is:)

SL4: Eh?

Vig: A rabbit

SL4: My favorite is the one in "Fatal Attraction." :-P

Vig: A TV show

SL4: Herman's Head

Vig: A good TV show

SL4: Herman's Head

Vig: Funnel Cake

SL4: One of ten things on this planet that I won't eat. >:-#

Vig: Things that end with -ink

SL4: Blink

Vig: A James Bond Movie

SL4: "Women With Zany Names and the Spy Who Loved Them"

Vig: A sleazy Fox special

SL4: ">:-#-ing With Animals Until They Attack"

Vig: What's on Blinker's TV

SL4: A pair of rabbit ears with 7 layers of tin foil wrapped around it, a Howard the Duck TV Guide holder, every season of Lexx on DVD, and a ski mask.

Vig: Monkeys!

SL4: Spider, preferably. Although Research ones have all the newest drugs.

Vig: A Movie with Jane Fonda

SL4: "How to Have a Career Even Though You're a Traitorous >:-# and Despite the Fact Five Million People More Talented Than You Can't Make it."

Vig: Kevin Bacon

SL4: ... should be SHOT for exposing the full Bacon in "Wild Things." <shudders>

Vig: What, how dare you?!

SL4: Yes, indeed, how DARE they cancel "Greg the Bunny" !!! I wanted to see him shot in the head, skinned, and thrown in the bunny pot on the stove before he got cancelled!!!

Vig: Mmmmm.. pistol whip.

SL4: What do whipped flower genitals have to do with anything? They are good, though. :-P

TBH: You would be thinking of pistil, you moron.

SL4: Mmmmm, whipped pistils. :-P~~~~~~~~~~~~

Vig: How lazy am I?

SL4: Lazier than a guy who calls the dog inside the house to see if it's raining out there.

Vig: Is Gallager funny or not funny floating?

SL4: No one is funnier floating face down in the water than Adam Sandler, Tom Green, or Don Rickles. Face up? Gallager is up there with the best of them.

Vig: On a similar note, what movie has floating in it?

SL4: Caddyshack.

Vig: Pineapples.

SL4: ... do not consist of pine or apples. Hmmmmmm.

Vig: Sliders featured this character in five episodes, why not six?

SL4: Because he was a snippy little annoying >:-# who couldn't GET OUT of Sliders quick enough!!!!! >:-#

Vig: Why not?

SL4: I just refuse to, that's all. Nothing personal.

Vig: What is the name of my computer?

SL4: Fred.

Vig: Thank you, Come Again!

SL4: No, thank you!! Does this mean I get to interview you next?


Vigeant
"A Swiss Army Knife?! Thank you Dad!"
"I stole it from that Borgnine guy."
(shot of campers being attacked by bear)
Borgnine: "Don't worry kids, I have my trusty... um.. ah...oh..."

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