Date: 04/04/2002
From: Blinker
=== EXODUS II PRIZE HANDOUT ===
• SL4ever wins my guitar pick! Okay, okay, you don't HAVE to accept it, just calm down!
• MissingSliderRyan wins a Klingon pain stick! For all your S3-to-5-viewing needs!
• DieselMickeyDolenz wins Walt Disney's "Snow Breeders"!
• The_Seer wins Cleavant Derricks' "Laugh Track"! As requested by Peck at Cleavant's site, it's a whole "song" composed of nothing but pure Cryin' Man laughter!
• TemporalFlux wins Cleavant Derricks' "Crying Track"! As practically begged for by Peck's treatment of Sliders and most of the cast members he wasn't sleeping with!
• Joey_Starr wins the script outtake in which we learn the TRUE nature of Mrs. Mallory's garden work prior to Quinn and Maggie's arrival! Here's a hint: it involved hedgehog trapping!
• Slider_Quinn21 wins "Dick Clark Presents the Worst Deaths in Television History"!
• sliderules wins a Colonial Viper! Namely Colonial Rickman!
• ThomasMalthus wins "Colonel Blake's Seven: The Most Vindictive Deaths in Television History!"
• Alternity_Orange wins a terrifying journey into spaz "Grrrr... BOXERS!" 119's psyche!
=== SHOW AND TELL: SOLE SURVIVORS ===
SYNTHIA: Ahhh, yes. Here I've got Kenneth Q. Bledsoe's classic text, "Discovering Art: Theory, Practice and History."
BLINKER: Huh?
SYNTHIA: Hey, Maggie's costume designer alone applied every lesson it's got! Symmetry, negative space, movement, exaggeration of critical features, drawing attention to the centre of interest...
BLINKER: Yeah, he sure put the "Peck" into "Peckasso." [thinks for a split second] Not to mention the --
SYNTHIA [hastily]: So! What did you bring?
BLINKER: Um... uh... [eyes dart around] oh.
SYNTHIA: You forgot, didn't you.
BLINKER: Uh... [rummages through pockets] Why, of course not! In fact, I brought this ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPH OF MYSELF!
http://slidersweb.net/blinker/hall/actualpictureofblinker.jpg
[ A collective gasp goes up from the audience. ]
MRSBLINKER: Ooooh... a man who can cook! :-P~~~~~
EXECUTIVE: Hey, that tacky striped shirt is from the seventies! That PROVES that Blinker is fifty years old!
HOTELTWILIGHTZONE: Yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh, Blinker baby!
[ A crowd quickly forms around the stunning, never-before-revealed image. ]
SYNTHIA: But... he didn't bring anything related to "Sole Survivors"! HELLO! PEOPLE! HE DIDN'T BRING ANYTHING! HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Blinker 7:-P
http://slidersweb.net/blinker
SYNTHIA: Ooh, don't forget 'balance.'
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