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Category: TV
Section: SCI FI Channel
Topic: SLIDERS
Article: Show and Tell ---------> Sole Survivors!

Date: 04/04/2002
From: Blinker


=== EXODUS II PRIZE HANDOUT ===

• SL4ever wins my guitar pick! Okay, okay, you don't HAVE to accept it, just calm down!
• MissingSliderRyan wins a Klingon pain stick! For all your S3-to-5-viewing needs!
• DieselMickeyDolenz wins Walt Disney's "Snow Breeders"!
• The_Seer wins Cleavant Derricks' "Laugh Track"! As requested by Peck at Cleavant's site, it's a whole "song" composed of nothing but pure Cryin' Man laughter!
• TemporalFlux wins Cleavant Derricks' "Crying Track"! As practically begged for by Peck's treatment of Sliders and most of the cast members he wasn't sleeping with!
• Joey_Starr wins the script outtake in which we learn the TRUE nature of Mrs. Mallory's garden work prior to Quinn and Maggie's arrival! Here's a hint: it involved hedgehog trapping!
• Slider_Quinn21 wins "Dick Clark Presents the Worst Deaths in Television History"!
• sliderules wins a Colonial Viper! Namely Colonial Rickman!
• ThomasMalthus wins "Colonel Blake's Seven: The Most Vindictive Deaths in Television History!"
• Alternity_Orange wins a terrifying journey into spaz "Grrrr... BOXERS!" 119's psyche!

=== SHOW AND TELL: SOLE SURVIVORS ===

SYNTHIA: Ahhh, yes. Here I've got Kenneth Q. Bledsoe's classic text, "Discovering Art: Theory, Practice and History."

BLINKER: Huh?

SYNTHIA: Hey, Maggie's costume designer alone applied every lesson it's got! Symmetry, negative space, movement, exaggeration of critical features, drawing attention to the centre of interest...

BLINKER: Yeah, he sure put the "Peck" into "Peckasso." [thinks for a split second] Not to mention the --

SYNTHIA [hastily]: So! What did you bring?

BLINKER: Um... uh... [eyes dart around] oh.

SYNTHIA: You forgot, didn't you.

BLINKER: Uh... [rummages through pockets] Why, of course not! In fact, I brought this ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPH OF MYSELF!

http://slidersweb.net/blinker/hall/actualpictureofblinker.jpg

[ A collective gasp goes up from the audience. ]

MRSBLINKER: Ooooh... a man who can cook! :-P~~~~~

EXECUTIVE: Hey, that tacky striped shirt is from the seventies! That PROVES that Blinker is fifty years old!

HOTELTWILIGHTZONE: Yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh, Blinker baby!

[ A crowd quickly forms around the stunning, never-before-revealed image. ]

SYNTHIA: But... he didn't bring anything related to "Sole Survivors"! HELLO! PEOPLE! HE DIDN'T BRING ANYTHING! HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

- Blinker 7:-P
http://slidersweb.net/blinker

SYNTHIA: Ooh, don't forget 'balance.'

Reply Title Created by Beginning Text
1.  I bring my Memento Memory   04/04/2002   SL4ever    
2.  I bring my Mentos Memory   04/05/2002   TemporalFlux    
3.  I bring my Methadone Memory   04/05/2002   ShatnerTurbo2000    
4.  I'd rather endure hours of...   04/05/2002   MissingSliderRyan    
5.  Soo desu.   04/05/2002   IncredibleHK    
6.  Awww... isn't Blinky cute?   04/06/2002   Robin14334    
7.  I should probably drink coffee   04/06/2002   Recall317    
8.  I brought Kleenex   04/06/2002   The_Seer    
9.  I bring a special guest for this one...   04/06/2002   Joey_Starr    
10.  I bring George Romero   04/08/2002   Alternity_Orange    
11.  Me.....   04/08/2002   Slider_Quinn21    
12.  Oooooh!   04/08/2002   Vigeant    
13.  The sliders needed A survival guide   04/09/2002   sliderseth    
14.  David P. Raped and Murdered My Show...   04/12/2002   ThomasMalthus    

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