Date: 03/22/2002
From: Blinker
BLINKER [ticking off items on a clipboard]: Okay, items, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but we've got a party to throw so let's just get this over with.
ITEMS: You still tick us off.
BLINKER: Learn to deal, or I'm getting Infy to do the "moppet" speech.
ITEMS: We'll be good!
BLINKER [placing check marks next to items]: Let's see... house band?
DIANADAVIS: Check!
BLINKER: Bartender?
ISAACTHEBARTENDER: Check!
BLINKER: Jumbo shrimp platters?
SL4EVER: Woo Hoo! :-P I mean, check!
BLINKER: Obligatory onestrwydd guest appearance?
ONESTRWYDD [shaking fist]: I hate this board! I hate you AWWWLLLLLL!
BLINKER: Monkey brain juice?
RICKMAN [standing over a comatose AtomicDaveyJones]: Check!
BLINKER: Reimbursement to the Dominion for the damage our *last* party caused?
RECALL317 [waving piece of paper]: Cheque!
BLINKER: All right! [heads to microphone] Friends, Romans, Sliders fans, lend me your ears...
VIGEANT: Um, the Ides of March party was *last* week.
BLINKER: Oh yeah. [fumbles with cue cards] Um, anyway, this fine occasion marks the seventh year since Tracy Tormé's magnificent series hit the airwaves, setting into motion a chain of events that would bring us all to...
MISSINGSLIDERLOGAN: Can we hit the cheese snacks now?
BLINKER: Yes.
- Blinker 7:-D~~~~~~~~~~
http://slidersweb.net/blinker
"Relive the magic... of every single secondary handle ever created. EVER." -- FogBoy
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