• ThomasMalthus wins a contract to write Earth 29093, in which a sliding mall Santa teaches the joys of sentimentality to a thousand different worlds!
• SL4ever wins an "Edible Man" anatomy kit, with linguini spine AND olive eyeballs!
• Slider_Quinn21 wins an auto-autographed "Quinn is replying to this thread, so it must be funny" card!
• Callie21V wins a recording of Frank Lloyd Wright singing "Tiers in my Fro!"
• MissingSliderRyan wins a snow globe containing a miniature Cerberus!

SYNTHIA: Huh?

BLINKER: "Unleash hell"... leash... dog... get it?... never mind...

• TemporalFlux wins Razor Gillette's Gillette razor!
• The_Seer wins temporary mind transfers from TM and Kari Wuhrer, with which to destroy BT and morals respectively!
• Recall317 wins a punch in the face!

RECALL317: HEY!!

• ...that he can administer to an irritating mendicant of his choice!

RECALL317: Oh. Well all right, then.

=== SHOW AND TELL: MURDER MOST FOUL ===

BLINKER: Ahh, "Murder Most Foul." What can one say about this ep without quoting from a public washroom stall?

SYNTHIA: Or discussing its intended use.

BLINKER: Thankfully, we're not here to *discuss* it per se... just to show off trinkets that will presumably lead to amusing gibes about its craptastulence. So what've you got?

SYNTHIA: This here's the syringe used to jab Arturo in the back of the neck during the teaser, turning him into a drooling, mumbling idiot. Talk about your textbook foreshadowing!

BLINKER: And I've got the footprints he went on to cast from the murder site.

MISSINGSLIDERMICHELE: I saw Sid walk there a couple of times. It's got his palmprints *all* over it.

[pause]

MISSINGSLIDERMICHELE: So he walks on all fours every now and then. It's his "thing."

SYNTHIA [turning to posters]: This one is ripe with possibilities, people...

BLINKER [rolling eyes]: Unlike its premise...

SYNTHIA: ...so get to it!

- Blinker 7:-P
http://slidersweb.net/blinker

"A better time period [than 9pm Wednesday] would be 8 p.m. Fridays, where more kids could see this imaginative sci-fi show. Sliders made me feel like a kid again, a pretty neat trick for a time-traveling series." - The Orlando Sentinel's Hal Boedeker's review of the Pilot. Well, he was *half* right...