And now, prizes for "Moral of the Story." What did YOU earn?

• Slider_Quinn21 wins a "Beavis and Butthead" licensed IQ test!
• MissingTimeRyan wins a book of Pop-Tart recipes by Timer54321!
• Recall317 wins an extra-strength padlock to help in analyzing the next preposterous episode!
• TemporalFlux wins a first-class ticket to Hollywood to kick some FOX yes-men in the shins!
• Yeontoo wins firefighter-turned-actor Hank "Buddy" Strong in "Jaws of Life IV: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Go Back Into the Burning Collapsing Warehouse!"
• SpiderMonkeeDolenz wins a frying pan with Barry Allen in it!
• Joey_Starr, sticking to both the episode's theme and his own, wins a sliderseth effigy!
• The_Seer wins flame-retardant goggles, so he'll never have to change his handle, if you catch my drift!

SYNTHIA: So what're you giving TM for his show-stopping musical number?

BLINKER: All the Gold Stars left over from the days my incompetent 7:-# forgot to hand any out. 7:-D

SYNTHIA [notices bulging sack he's carrying]: :-O !

=== SHOW AND TELL: THE PRINCE OF SLIDES ===

BLINKER: Now then, to kick us off... I've got the six pence required to buy an entire vending machine's worth of candy!

SYNTHIA: Um...

BLINKER: Look! It clearly says, "Please insert 6P for all candy"! Now THAT'S generosity!

SYNTHIA: Well I don't have a pence, let alone six... but I *do* have Wade's bizarre diary entry, which begins "The music on this world is coming from the Sliders of another world. With Remmy, Quinn and Arturo comes the skills of sliding."

BLINKER: I've seen episodes of "Nick Freno: Licensed Teacher" that make more sense than that.

SYNTHIA: As have we all... wait a minute. No.

BLINKER: All right then! We did the teaser, you all cover the rest! Give me your tired, your poor, your items from or inspired by "The Prince of Slides," and other wretched refuse of your teeming shore. And try to have fun in the process!

- Blinker 7:-P
http://slidersweb.net/blinker

"'Dual time-tracks, alternate universes,' Miss LeLache said. 'Do you see a lot of old late-night TV shows?'" - Ursula K LeGuin, "The Lathe of Heaven"