DragonSlide rewards now available! Hurry, hurry; step right up!

• MissingTimeRyan wins her missing nine minutes back!
• Slider_Quinn21 wins one "Get Out of Beginning Text Free" card!
• DieselMickeyDolenz wins an authentic handwritten draft of the Hammersburg Address!
• Vigeant wins the first known copies of MST3K episodes K00 to K03!
• ThomasMalthus wins the entire "DragonLance" series, so he can at least *pretend* Peck had a literary allusion in mind!
• FogBoy wins my VHS tape of late S3, featuring Stoker, DinoSlide and This Slide of Paradise... hey, at least they aren't "DragonSlide"!
• The_Seer wins a carrot! ...drone from outer space that hooks into your spinal cord and then unleashes the eating and the cravings and the third eye in the middle of your forehead and the GLAVIN, n'hoy.
• Wrong_Arturo wins "The Best of America's Funniest Daring Multiethnic Romances," featuring sixteen straight episodes of "I Love Lucy!"
• Joey_Starr wins the right to go kick sliderseth in the pants!
• SweetOne wins a cute li'l pony!

=== MUSICAL OF THE STORY: THE FIRE WITHIN ===
(with apologies to Joss Whedon)

- SYNTHIA -
Watching "The Seer" quite displeases me,
Can't stand that final fade to black.
Instead let's sing, about the next best thing,
To having our show back:

- BLINKER -
And that's to
Walk, through old "Sliders,"
Taking note of what we learned.
And we will make, sure to leave no
Stone un-

- SYNTHIA [interrupting] -
Here's my moral, try to beat it:
I learned no translation's needed,
When conversing with a sentient flame...

- BLINKER -
Never thought 'til fire got her,
Wade could be made *any* hotter.
Now it's each of your turns in the game...

- ASSEMBLED BBOARDERS -
We'll see it through
It's what we're always here to do;
So we will
Walk, through "The Fire,"
Pointing out each lesson learned.
And then they'll
Pass, out the prizes,
That we've ear... (ear...) (earned...)
That we've
EARNED.

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Okay, everyone... showtime!

- Blinker 7:-P
http://slidersweb.net/blinker

"Yes, Mr. Gittes, *that* Mallory."