BLINKER: Good evening, spectators... and welcome to Raw Is Blink's Temper!

SYNTHIA: Been reading radical feminist tracts again?

BLINKER [teeth clenched]: Grrrrrrr.

• Slider_Quinn21 wins a randomly chosen Eddy from "California Reich"!
• Recall317 wins a Gravol which he can administer to the laws of physics!
• The_Seer wins a job at my workplace! Hey, within a month, you'll be LONGING for Geiger!
• ThomasMalthus wins some bone marrow from Quinn's pelvis!
• TemporalFlux wins two tickets to a Prince concert!
• MissingSliderRyan wins two tickets to Nubile Nympho Productions' "Panty Raider"!
• Callie21V wins a Crayola 64-pack of hair dye! Go easy on the Burnt Ember this time, 'k?
• SL4ever wins one "Get Out of Class Free" card, redeemable whenever the bell rings! (Just don't ask who it tolls for, mendicant. 7:-P)
• FogBoy wins a recording of "Remmy's Slide" signed by Aaron Jones, and a GOLD STAR for his maturity wiseCRACK!
• DieselMickeyDolenz wins a semblance of sanity. Keep in mind, though, it won't do you any good around HERE! 7:-D

=== SHOW AND TELL: THE YOUNG AND THE RELENTLESS ===

SYNTHIA: All right. I brought in this tape of the "America's Dumbest Criminals" episode featuring Wade's scheming double. Let's see... she fakes Quinn's death by pushing him into a swimming pool when EVERYONE WHO KNEW HIM KNEW HE WAS SEVERELY HYDROPHOBIC, and Fred White's by drug overdose when EVERYONE WHO KNEW HIM KNEW HE NEVER SO MUCH AS TOUCHED AN ASPIRIN. What was this girl ON?!

BLINKER: Well, it sure as hell wasn't Aspirin. Anyhow, I brought in my favorite wardrobe item from the entire series: this AWESOME checkered suit.

SYNTHIA: Eeeuuugh. Is that the same... THING that you were wearing in that one Far Slide and your profile on My's old page?

BLINKER: Yeah! It's the bomb!

SYNTHIA: If you mean that it causes blindness, sterility, radiation poisoning and death, then I wholeheartedly concur.

BLINKER: Good. [satisfied, turns to audience] So, what artifacts do *y'all* have on call?

- Blinker 7:-P
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