BLINKER: Woo Hoo!!! ...and welcome back, everyone, to the show that takes a highway hobby and turns it into a... no, wait. That's "Bumper Stumpers"...

SYNTHIA: I thought this was a daily thing. Now it's *quarterly*?!

BLINKER: No, no. If it were *quarterly*, this would've been posted two months ago! Now, did you bring the prizes or not?

• HurriKain wins ownership of the Hotel Royale from Tracy Tormé's infamous 'Star Trek' episode!
• SL4ever wins a tape of Peckinballs' dad singing country music, and a PIE to keep him company in Dexibal's stomach!
• DieselMickeyDolenz wins the rest of these alcoholic chocolates I got at Christmas! Be warned, they're several months old. And I took a bite out of one.
• Recall317 wins an autographed TIP post in which he calls Brand_S "Slap_NutS" and generally insinuates the HELL out of everyone's patience! [ http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/20400/9 ]
• Vigeant wins *another* exotic dancer... named Sid!
• SpaceTime wins a fully grown sperm whale rushing up to meet him at this very instant!
• Cheerio wins David Peckinpah's followup to his hit single "Cleavant Derricks' Laugh Track"... "Mel Tormé's Audience's Fanatical Cheering Track!"
• Slider_Quinn21 wins a DVD copy of Election 2000 coverage... so he can watch Bush replace Clinton (and optionally, slide with the group)!
• Jenneration_X wins Cézanne Brown! So that's who she wins; she wins Cézanne Brown!
• ThomasMalthus picks up Pauly Shore's monosyllabic autobiography -- "See Shore" -- and a bright 'n shiny GOLD STAR. With replies like these, how can he NOT? Go check 'em out!

http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/25096/9
http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/545/25134

=== MORAL OF THE STORY: THE UNSTUCK MAN ===

BLINKER: Let's see... "The Unstuck Man"? I learned that Quinn was Maggie's world.

SYNTHIA: It was news to me too. Anyway, I walked away with the knowledge that there *is* something slower than the BBoard on a weekend... namely, THAT CLIMACTIC FIGHT SCENE. If those henchmen were any more hesitant to shoot, I'd diagnose narcolepsy.

DONNER: I learned that there aren't nearly enough dirty words rhyming with "unstuck." I mean, even if there were *three* I could express my displeasure with the ep in a really bitchin' quatrain!

BLINKER: So, good citizens, what nuggets of wisdom did YOU retrieve from the ep? You'll be helping to educate the masses, and as always, there's prizes!

- Blinker 7:-P
http://slidersweb.net/blinker

"Regarding the awful looking creature on the way to the mayor's office, one, it goes with the tropics, he can sit there all year long. Two, we grew up with them and indeed it is not for tourists."