Date: 07/17/2001
From: HurriKain
Inside the Story Cave, Langly sits at the writing desk playing ”Diablo 2” on his Sony Vaio.
SpaceTime: Uh… we need to use that.
Langly: Hey, get your own! Besides, I’m having too much fin with Ryshona.
ST: … Ryshona.
Langly: My level 48 sorceress. Man, both powerful spells and powerful curves. I like it when she works her magic.
ST <sigh>: Right… HurriKain?
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Meanwhile, Byers is sitting at the bar drinking a strawberry daquiri while MissingSliderRyan asks him multiple Krycek questions while Jimmy hangs out with CoolSlider, who was drinking a glass of Sprite, on one of the couches. Frohike is on a ladder nearby installing wires.
Jimmy: I think Sliders is a cools show but there are a few things that always bothered me about it?
CS: Shoot. I’m not TF, but I may be of some assistance.
Jimmy: Well… what happened to that skinny chick? Wade or whatever? And that fat English guy?
CS clenched his fists the minute he heard that question.
Jimmy: And I might have missed a few episodes but I also found out that Quinn and his brother were gone also. I think the show REALLY went downhill without Quinn, don’t you think?
CS <thinking>: Must… resist… urge to… kill!
Jimmy: And another thing, if it supposed to be a time-travel show, why can’t they, I don’t know, TRAVEL BACK IN TIME?
Suddenly, the glass CS was holding suddenly shattered in his hand. As the glass fell, his face turned red and steam started to fume from his forehead.
Frohike: Uh… Jimmy. Why don’t you leave the nice fanboy alone and help me out a little.
Jimmy: On my way! <turns back to CS> Anyways, I think the show sucked in its first few season but those Kromaggs really changed it for the better. Those guys really kicked ass! I’ll talk more later, cya.
As Jimmy walked away, CS picked up a large piece of glass off the floor and began chasing Jimmy, but was held down by BritSlider and DeiselMickeyDolenz.
CS: <indecipherable curses>
While all this is happening, HurriKain was fast asleep on another couch nearby, completely oblivious to the horrid inquiry Jimmy staged.
SpaceTime <shaking HK>: Wake up! Wake up you seg destroying >:-#!
HK: Huh… uh… what?
SpaceTime: Why the hell are The Lone Gunmen here?!?!
HK: Uh… oh yeah… them… well… since their show has been canceled, Fox took the lease of their old pad and kicked them out. I heard they are remodeling it for another “Malcolm in the Middle” knock-off.
SpaceTime: ahem…
HK: Oh sorry must have dragged off course a bit… Well, the Gunmen need a new place of operations and hearing about our reputation of undiscovered and uninhabited caves…
ST: They came here…
HK: Yep. Looks like they’ll be here for a while.
BritSlider: >:-#ing freeloaders.
HK: Brit, please. Be nice to our guests. Anyway here’s the new roll call.
SpaceTime
BritSlider
Slider_Sarah
ThomasMalthus
Recall317
MissingSliderRyan
Jenneration X
Tigs
Sabre_Edge
Yeontoo
Blinker
SweetOne
DieselMickeyDolenz
SouthernSlider
CoolSlider
SL4ever
HurriKain
ST: OK, ready! But that leaves one question…
HK: She’s in the MSTing theatre.
ST: Thanks!
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<inside MSTing theatre>
Yves: Damn, this episode sucks.
SL4ever: :-O…
Henry The Wonder Dog: :-O…..
Timmy BigHands: :-O…
Yves: …uh… are you guys supposed to be riffing?
TBH: :-O…
SL4: :-O…
HTWD: Will you scratch my belly?
SL4: I was here first, Rover! <takes off shirt>
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