Date: 05/03/2001
From: Recall317

Jenn X was heading back to her little slice of the cave when she noticed a passageway she had never seen before.

"Is this new?" she thought. "I thought I knew all the back alleys of the West end of the cave. Hmmm...it's really dark down there, better not go in alone."

Jenn X returned outside where she found CoolSlider taking a drag.

"Up for some exploring?" Jenn asked.

CoolSlider flicked some ash. "Why not? It's not like I've got anything else to do in this game."

"I found this tunnel. It looks pretty creepy."

"Not a problem," said CoolSlider. "I've got just the thing..."

********

Ten minutes later...

"Hey, you've already had your turn! I should be with SweetOne right now!" yelled Torch.

"Sorry, babe, but I need you to light the way," responded CS.

CS, Jenn, and Torch were now deep inside the passageway. Down and down it went, winding its way through the earth. The air grew heavy and the temperature dropped. Torch began to flicker. Yet ahead, there was an unknown source of light.

"Woaaaahhhh," said CS as he turned the last corner. A vast blue opening stood before them. It was like a vortex, but it was very distorted.

"What do you think it is?" asked Jenn.

"Well, it sure as hell ain't the Aurora Borealis."

CS placed Torch in a cave fixture and got up close to the fissure. He put his hand forward...

*********

The next thing either of them knew, they were back in the main cave.

"What just happened?" asked Jenn.

"Beats me. I must have activated it when I reached in. Looks like it must be part of Project Narnia. We're back upstairs," said CS.

"Where's Torch?"

"Aw hell, we must have left her down there. Come on."

CS and Jenn walked past the TV room where SpaceTime was watching Time Trax on the Maybe Machine.

"Yo, Space, we found this new transporter thingie, wanna see it?"

SpaceTime didn't flinch, remaining completely engrossed in his episode.

"Hey, fucko! I'm talking to you!"

No response.

Yeontoo and Mychand walked by and joined SpaceTime.

"Hey Space, mind if we watch too?" asked Yeontoo.

"Sure, beats watching TV by myself."

"You guys all suck!" said CS. "You know that, right?"

Still no response.

"Oh yeah? Ignore this! Come on Jenn, let's flip them."

Jenn and CS got behind the couch, preparing to topple the other three.

"On the count of 3! 1...2...woah!"

Jenn and CS fell right through the couch.

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"Oh my God! We're invisible and have no matter!!!!" said Jenn.

"That vortex must have put us on the astral plane or something, just like in 'Gillian of the Spirits.'!"said CS.

"I'd say its more like what like happened in the "Alternateville Horror," said Jenn. "What are we going to do?"

"What am I going to do? What every man on Earth has ever dreamed of!!!! Ladies' locker room, here I come!" proclaimed CS, taking off at a brisk pace.

"I've got to find help!" said Jenn. Jenn raced to the common room, hoping one of the other members could see her. When she arrived, she was greeted by an incredible sight.

"Blinker????"

to be continued....