<Sounds of a hammer and an electric screwdriver filled the cave.>

HK <comes from behind a large black curtain>: Ah, done.
<Suddenly the story game players arrived and the cave was once again alive with activity.>

HK: <ahem> I would like to say again that SG#19 is finally put away. According to our records that it was our longest game ever. And in moments, I will announce the roll call and aside from the cave being spotless and dustless, I have a special surprise in store. Any questions...

BritSlider: Where's the torch?
HK: Oh, Wade is by the couch watching the maybe machine.
Torch <voice of Wade>: Hi guys.
HK: Here's the roll call.

Blinker
sleepingtiger
Slider_Paul
Slider_Sarah
Mychand
HurriKain
SouthernSlider
Aelita
misswells
CharmedClass2005
SL4ever
Blaze_Wynd
BritSlider (DamageControl)
Slider142

BritSlider: DAMMIT!!! Why do I have to do Damage Control?
HK: Sorry, I just pick a name out of a hat and yours came up.
Slider_Sarah: I thought Sirta and the other pets had eaten that wanker.
HK: Me too, but I just found out that he can regenerate himself from feces.
Sleepingtiger: Figures. You can tell by the way he's writing.
HK: Anyway, <walks over to the black curtain> I would like to present...<pulls the rope to open the curtain>

THE STORY GAME BAR!

<The participants would believe their eyes, it was a fully equipped and stocked bar, with beer mugs and and margarita glasses.>

HK: Let the game begin. Blinker, take it away, and hurry mind you... And one other thing...

<Hops behind the bar>

WHO WANTS A MARGARITA? :-)