<As the smoke cleared, the story game members gathered around the debri that was once was SL4ever's chair.>

Mychand: Where...Where's Jerry?
nycslider <lowers head>: Poor guy...he can't sing worth a damn but surely he didn't deserve this...
BritSlider: Sure he did! Because of him my ears won't stop ringing and another...
<LovePigeon smacks BritSlider>
LovePigeon: You acted like an ass the last story, the least you can do is to show some damn respect...
Slider_Sarah: I keep telling him but does he listen...nooooooooo!
<JOC walks up, still smoking from the blast, to the mourning crowd...>
JOC: Hey.....guys....who died?
QBall79: <sniff> He was very...Jerry? You're alive!
JOC: Oh...you thought..I....hahahahahahahaha...it takes a lot more from a blast like that to take me down...
<Everyone breathes a sigh of relief>
JOC: And since we're celebrating, I guess it's a good time for a song!
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
<HK and QBall79 jumps him from behind and starts gagging him with masking tape. Meanwhile, Mychand makes a phome call>
JOC: Mmmmmmphhhh MMMMMM....MMMpppphhhh
HK: You know...I hate to do this to you, Jerry...but my ears need to recover...
<A white van pulls up in front the cave and a man in a jump suit appears>
Man: OK, where is he?
HK: Here, please take him! He made these past few weeks a living hell...
Man: Save it...Jerry, your late. Get in the van.
<JOC walks aboard the van and drives off>
nycslider: Mychand, who did you call?
Mychand <smiling>: Paramount (?). They started filming the "Mission to Mars" movie a couple of days ago...
SL4ever: Thank God!.....but only one question remains...
HK: What?
SL4ever: who booby trapped my chair in the first place?!?
<everyone else in the cave starts whistling>
HK: Um...er...hey look what I got! The roll call sheet!

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sleepingtiger
Chaser9
ThomasMalthus
Mychand
QBall79
misswells
HurriKain
Slider142
Slider_Sarah
Blinker
Robin14334
Sl4ever
nycslider
Cryin
wrldjumper
LovePigeon
BritSlider < :-) >

And this games story game sponsor is....currently kept secret....but it's something we ALL enjoy...

<BritSlider looks at the roll call sheet>

BritSlider: HEY!!! why am I last HK?!? Is it about that skit at the JOC board?
HK <smiles>: Brit, you know I'm not that type of person to keep grudges. You said I knew your fav. position and I thought you liked rock bottom :-).
BritSlider: Why you dirty Cana...<sees Blinker staring at him> er......grrrrrrr.

HK: OK...I now pass the torch to sleepingtiger...
Torch <voice of Cleavant Derricks>: Yeah, Yeah. Just get on with it!
st: Hey, where's Veronica Cartwright?
Torch<voice of CD>: She had to film a soft porn movie somewhere...and this skit is long enough...so lets get started!

Good luck, st...


HK
Gamemaster